TEKA-TEKI

1. Whats the similarity between a woman and an aeroplane?
2. Whats the difference between a woman and a bottle?
3. Whats the difference between a woman in a church and a woman in a bath tub?
4. How are women and tornadoes alike?


ANSWERS (Highlights them)

1. Both have COCKPITS.
2. Woman = Tutup lubang, isi ayaq. BOTOI = Isi ayaq, tutup lubang. NAN BOTOI = Tanya Bobo.
3. In a church, she has a soul full of hope. In a bath tub, she has a hole full of soap.
4. They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave.