Monday, August 24, 2009

LAGU TEMA SUPERHERO BARU, ATROMEN FAKRY

SELAMAT BERPUASA

Kepada semua rakyat jelata, Selamat Posa.

Thursday, July 2, 2009

The Power Of Tamil @ Erman Movies

Tahlil and Kenduri rumah Ketua Blog

Jemput kengkawan seisi keluarga ke rumah Mak teman kat Tamari pada hari Ahad 5 July 2009 kui 10 a.m. Tak mau makan bleh tapau mcm Loyar selalu buat.

Sunday, June 28, 2009

Monday, June 1, 2009

Kenduri

Biasala cuti sekolah ja...berduyun2 kenduri. Kat Penanti lagi banyak kenduri. Kat Tamari ada 2 kenduri cuti sekolah kali ni. Semalam (Ahad) kenduri rumah makcik misah (arwah pak mat long).....Sabtu kenduri kat rumah sahabat karib tamarigents - Ucop. Adik dia menikah....dia jadi wali songo. Maka aku, adik kandung aku, adik kandung John - Kitam, Tajul Pyano and Tuan Loyar pun pegi la. Kenduri Ucop ada kurma kambin....standardla seven eight six kan.

Ahad depan kenduri EEE woi....sapa boleh balik dipersilakan balik untuk makan. KITAM jadi wakil tuan rumah...pergh tak sangka berguna jugak mamat tu untuk masyarakat setempat. Syabas, syabas anak muda.

Ketua Blog (bukan Block) newborn baby

Sorry lama tak update blog nih....pokcik sibuk lo nih....sekolah pon macam bangang yo...bini den pon dok dalam pantang yo lo nih. Den pon dah jadi Arbain. Eman Manan apa kabar?

Monday, May 18, 2009

Parlimen Bkt.Gtg@Tamari

Nie lepas letih kibaq bendera dpn tmn.menteri td...mlm last berkempen

Berkempen dpn TamaRi


Nie btg bendera ka,batang pancing!?!!



Chief Bt.6




Pemuda PAS Tamari.....caya lah,siap ambik cuti balik ngundi!!!!





Monday, May 11, 2009

Potato PAS




Saturday, April 25, 2009

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

TEKA-TEKI

1. Whats the similarity between a woman and an aeroplane?
2. Whats the difference between a woman and a bottle?
3. Whats the difference between a woman in a church and a woman in a bath tub?
4. How are women and tornadoes alike?


ANSWERS (Highlights them)

1. Both have COCKPITS.
2. Woman = Tutup lubang, isi ayaq. BOTOI = Isi ayaq, tutup lubang. NAN BOTOI = Tanya Bobo.
3. In a church, she has a soul full of hope. In a bath tub, she has a hole full of soap.
4. They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave.

What's A WIFE?

Four guys and a woman are stuck in an elevator.

While they are stuck, they strike up a conversation.

The first guy says, 'I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E., you know... ''Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist.''

The second guy says, 'I'm a D.I.N.K.Y, you know... Double Income, No Kids Yet. '

The third guy says, 'I'm a R.U.B., you know... ''Rich, Urban, Biker. '

The fourth guy says, I am a D.I.L.D.O, you know... 'Double Income, Little Dog Owner.''

They turn to the woman and ask her. ''What are you?''

She replies: 'I'm a WIFE, you know............................

Banks set to increase interest on borrowings for non-national car buyers

PETALING JAYA: Despite the economic slowdown, several banks are believed to be raising interest rates on car loans.And the move may be implemented today.It is learnt that these hikes, probably on a tiered basis, are likely to affect non-national cars.The current reasoning for the hike in loan rates for non-national cars is to make up for provisions set aside for losses and administrative costs.This could indicate that non-performing loans in the auto segment could be creeping up.Sources said talk was rife in the banking and auto industries late last week that under the tiered proposal, better rates could be quoted on shorter term loans for non-national cars.

The duration of the car loans could stretch to five, seven and nine years.Currently, a flat rate of about 2.7% to 2.8% is charged on loans for non-national cars although the effective rate over the duration of the loan could be higher.It is believed that for a five-year loan for a non-national car, the hike could be only a few basis points, expected to be in the region of 0.4% to 0.5%.

However, rates which are higher at around 3.75% for national cars could see a reduction as the tiered scheme is supposed to provide more attractive rates for shorter term loans.Car loans were adjusted sometime in the middle of last year as a lot of the rates were below or slightly above the interest rate of around 3.6%.However, many are asking why should car loans go up when the base lending rate to which housing loans are tied is on a downtrend.Car loans, however, are fixed rate loans and not tied to the BLR.

quoted from The Star online...

PRK P059










Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Sunday, March 22, 2009

Saturday, February 28, 2009

Landslide Rumah Erman

Tiga hari lepas, hujan lebat telah menyebabkan tragedi yang hampir meragut nyawa ayam Erman. Tanah tepi rumah erman telah runtuh seruntuh-runtuhnya........lihat gambar kalau musykil.....




Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Link aka Pautan

Aku ada sisipkan links to 2 blogs lain yang aku maintain. Satu pasai Perak Darul Ridzuan....satu lagi pasai Kereta dan Motor. Aku akan try maintain baik2 sites ni...tu pun kalau ada masa la kan. Rajin2 kan diri hampa yang baloq tu pi sites tu.

Saturday, February 7, 2009

No Signature!!!!

Pls la kengkawan...kalau dah posting tu, make sure la letak signature supaya orang kenai sapa yang post. Dulu dah bagitau tapi dok degil jugak. Report Sultan baru tau. Seman J***U betui la!

Lepas ni kalau ada signature yang anonymous, unidentified or unrecognised or simply "UNCON"...aku takkan post kan. Aku DELETE terus.

Harap maklum.

Thursday, February 5, 2009

Saloh Pahe..

Kontraktor rumah : Ambo nok mitak kelulusan buat rumoh, lagu mano gak caro dia?
Pegawai Bangunan : Lagu ni ..., mulo-mulo wat pele (pelan) dulu.

Kontraktor rumah : Pele? Ambo ado doh!
Pegawai bangunan : Mano? Kalu ado wat tubik lah, kawe nok tengok.

Kontraktor rumah : Errrr !!! Tak leh !!! Tak Leh !!!
Pegawai Bangunan : Bak po tak lehnyo !!!, cepatlah wat tubik !!!

Kontraktor rumah : Kalu tak tengok tak leh ko?
Pegawai Bangunan : Tok leh la !!! kawe nak luluh rano, kalu kawe tak tengok !!!

Kontraktor rumah : Eh !!! Ambo ghoyat doh, ambo malu nak tunjok.
Pegawai Bangunan : Malu bakpo pulak? Pah tu bawok pele wat gapo kalu tak sir tunjok?

Kontraktor rumah : Ehhh !!! malulah nak tunjok , pele ambo kecik !!!
Pegawai Bangunan : Laa !!! Kecik pun tak apo, kalu cukup syarat !!! Kalu tak tunjok, kawe nak sain luluh lagu mano?

Kontraktor rumah : Nak wat tubik nak tunjok kat mano?, orghe ramai ni !!! Malu ambo! Malu weh !!!
Pegawai bangunan : La !!!, tak apo! Nak malu ko gapo !!! Wat tubik letak atas meja kaunter ni pun buleh !!! Cepatlah !!! kawe ado khijo lain lagi nih !!! Sibuk benar ni !!! Kena paham la !!!

Kontraktor rumah : hoh !!! Ambo wak tubik dah ni !!! Cepatla ... tengok !!!
Pegawai Bangunan : Laaa !!! (terkejut), buke pele ni !!!Kontraktor rumah : Tu la !!!, ambo ghoyak doh tadi kan? Pele ambo kecik! demo nok tengok jugak!

Pegawai Bangunan : Laaaaaa! Buke pasal kecik besarnyo!, maksud kawe Pele Bangune (Pelan Bangunan).
Kontraktor rumah : La !!! Ambo ingat pele nie !!! Kalu pele bangune, ado la dale beg nie !!! Tak ghoyak pun pele bangune !!!. Mano ambo tahu !!!

Pegawai Bangunan : Kawe ingat demo paham !!! Hok dok mari doh pun tak penah jadi lagu nie !!! Demo dok mano?
Kontraktor rumah : Gua Muse !!!

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

And then the fight started...

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.She asked, 'What's on TV?'I said, 'Dust.'And then the fight started...

My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.'I bought her a scale.And then the fight started...

When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplaceexpensive... so, I took her to a gas station.And then the fight started...

My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I keptstaring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.My wife asked, 'Do you know her?''Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.''My God!' said my wife, 'who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'And then the fight started...

I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation."Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said.So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?"And then the fight started....

My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed.I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?" "No," she answered.I then said, "Is that your final answer?" She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying "Yes."So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."And then the fight started....

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Monday, February 2, 2009

ESOK CUTI YEAH!!!!!

Esok 3 Feb 2008 adalah hari cuti umum negeri Perak sempena Sambutan Jubli Perak Pemerintahan Sultan Azlan Shah. Jadi selamat bercuti untuk warga anak Perak dan jugak warga TERENGGANU yang duduk kat Perak iaitu saudara AWIE.

Kepada anak2 Perak yang dok kerja kat luar, boleh lah memohon cuti juga daripada majikan anda atau pun dari doktor2 yang bertauliah.

"Sultan Azlan Shah, yang menaiki takhta pada 3 Feb 1984, merupakan Sultan Perak ke-34 dan antara empat Sultan yang bersemayam di takhta kerajaan mencecah 25 tahun.

Mengikut sejarah Kesultanan Perak, Sultan Mansur Shah I, Sultan Perak kedua memerintah selama 28 tahun (1549-1577), Sultan Mahmud Iskandar Shah, Sultan Perak yang ke-11 memerintah selama 67 tahun (1653-1720) dan Sultan Idris Murshidul 'Adzam Shah I, Sultan Perak ke-29 memerintah selama 29 tahun (1887-1916)."


New Cars for Malaysian Otek

Malaysian police now has two high performance cars that is likely to be used in high-speed pursuits across the country. The car unfortunately cannot be used in any cross-country events. The Police however is lacking of high performance drift cars.....kalau perompak naik keta drift...camna?

Mitsu Evo


Volvo S80





Sunday, January 11, 2009

CAR DETAILING TIPS

When do I wash my car?

Don't wait for a layer of grime to accumulate before washing.
If left too long, they can cause damage that requires sanding and repainting the area to correct.

Do wash off dead bugs, bird droppings, and tree-sap mist immediately.
They leak acids that strip wax and eat into your car's paint.

Do rinse your vehicle off after a period of rainy weather as paint suffers from acid rain.
Acidic chemicals in rainwater will be left on the surface after the droplets have evaporated, leaving water marks that can permanently ruin car paint.

How do I wash my car?

Don't wash your car when the surface is hot.
After driving or after it has been parked in direct sunlight, allow the car to cool down. Heat speeds the drying of soap and water, making washing more difficult and increases the chances that spots or deposits will form.

Do rinse all surfaces thoroughly with water before soaping
This is to remove loose dirt and debris that could cause scratching. Start at the top, and then work your way around the car.

Do use a dedicated non-sodium based automotive car-wash product.
Don't use household cleaning agents like hand soap and dishwashing detergent on car paint. These may strip off the protective wax

Do work the shampoo solution into lather with plenty of suds.
This provides lots of lubrication on the paint surface.

Do practice the two bucket system.
One for shampoo solution and the other to clean and rinse the sponge to keep away dirt from getting mixed with the shampoo solution.

Do apply the soapsuds with non-silicone based sponge.
The presence of silicone may harm car paint.

Don't move the sponge in circles.
This can create light, but noticeable scratches called swirl marks.

Don't continue using a sponge that has dropped on the ground without thoroughly rinsing it out.
The sponge can pick up dirt particles that can scratch the paint.

Do concentrate on one section at a time, from the top.
Wash and rinse each area completely before moving on to the next one. And rinse the sponge often. Remember to start from the top always. This ensures that you have plenty of time to rinse before the soap dries. When rinsing, use a hose without a nozzle and let the water flow over the car from top to bottom.

Do use a separate sponge and tire brush for wheels and tyres.
Wheels and tyres will be coated with sand, brake dust, and other debris that could mar the car's finish. Mild soap and water may work here. Otherwise, a dedicated wheel cleaner may be used. To be on the safe side, choose a cleaner that's labelled as safe for use on all wheels.

Do use a soft, non-abrasive cloth to remove wheel deposits.
Grease, rubber, and road-tar deposits picked up from the road often accumulate around the wheel wells and along the lower edge of the body. These are stubborn to remove and may require a stronger product, such as a bug-and-tar remover.

How do I dry my car?

Don't air dry the car or drive it around the block to dry.
Both will leave watermarks, which, in areas with hard water, are the minerals left after evaporation.

Do use a synthetic chamois or soft terry towels.
An abrasive towel or other harsh material can leave hairline scratches in the paint. It's best to blot the water up instead of dragging the chamois or terry towels over the paint.

When do I polish and wax the car?

When swirl marks appear, it's time to polish.
Swirl marks are circular lines and microscopic scratches that show up in bright sunlight and it prevents your car from looking 'right'. They are usually the result of wrong car care methods or poor detailing practices. That's why 'avoiding scratches' is rule No. 1.

When water do not bead up, it's time to wax.
Watch what happens when you wash your car. Does water bead up on the roof and hood or does it run off in sheets? If you see firm round beads of water on paint panels, it means your wax is intact. As soon as the water beads start to flatten out, it's time to wax.

How do I clean the interior of my car?

Vacuuming
Begin from top down, so that particles that are dislodged and fall during cleaning can be picked up later when you vacuum the seats and carpets. Remove the floor mats and vacuum and clean them separately. Use the dusting brush to vacuum plastic, hard vinyl, and metal parts such as vanity mirror and dashboard components. Use the floor brush when vacuuming the carpet. Move the seats forward or backward to reach areas under the seat.

Carpets
The best way to clean automotive carpeting is with a hot water extractor (often referred to as a "steam cleaner").

Fabric upholstery
If using a steam cleaner, check to see if a special upholstery shampoo or machine attachment is recommended. If not, use a spray-on upholstery cleaner and work it in with a soft brush and let it dry, according to directions.

Leather trim
Use leather cleaner on a damp cloth and rub it softly onto all leather areas.

Leather Conditioning
After cleaning, leather should be treated with a conditioner formulated specially for it. This is particularly valuable for dried-out leather.

Glass
Use a glass cleaner formulated for cars to wash the inside of windows (this is particularly important in the case of tinted windows). Spray the cleaner directly on the cloth to avoid streaking and getting the cleaner on the upholstery.

Dashboard
A mild auto cleaner will remove any remaining dirt on your dashboard, steering and column, rubber door mouldings, and interior trim. Spray the cleaner directly on a clean cloth.

Re-vacuuming
A follow up vacuuming removes dirt dislodged during the cleaning process and any dirt you may have missed in the initial vacuuming.

Odour removal
If you still have noticeable odours after such a vigorous cleaning, use an odor-eliminator product designed to get smells out of fabrics.