Monday, December 8, 2008

You know you were a child of TAMARI in the 80s when.....

1. Tenpei Asuka was your hero.
2. You owned a whole lot of Matchboxes, Corgis, Majorettes, Tommies, etc.
3. You played a game called "Combat" and everyone wanted to be either Sgt Saunders or Kirby (coz he's using one hell of a machine-gun).
4. "Sagon" was a household snack.
5. "BMX" was the coolest ride.
6. You watched your fave movies on a remote-less tv set and a VCR.
7. You rode your bicycle with a friend side-by-side and pretended to be either Jon or Punch of CHiPs.
8. You used to make sound effects when you were running or looking at something in distance, mimicking Steve Austin.
9. You were scolded by your mother as you were thrashing the house with shoe boxes, making a team of football players to challenge your buddies for a cigarette-paper trophy. We called that "Bola Tepuk".
10. Rubber bands jump was the only sports that boys and girls can compete together, not against each other.
11. Police-and-Thieves aka "Polis Sentri" was famous during Ramadhan nights.
12. There was a Tamari Derby football match between rows of houses. It is called "Lawan Barisan".
13. "Uti" was a way for a Captain to choose his players.
14. Old school shirt was also your football jersey.
15. You saved your Raya Ang Pows just to buy "Game and Watch".
16. You wore an ankle guard, minus the boots. Old socks cut into pattern, was a hit.
17. Free kick specialist did not bend the ball, instead, "TONJOI" was as lethal.
19. You were such a moron to blow all the "panjut" out on Ramadhan nights.
20. Rocket, Scrambler, Katak were some of the famous explosive materials sold at Kadir's.
21. TV started at 5 pm on weekdays and at 3 pm on weekends.
22. Sport-Toto and Guiness Stout ad were shown on TV.
23. You would pretend to sleep (infront of the tv set) just to watch those bikini-clad chicks on late night tv.
24. You were only allowed to socialise from 5 till Maghrib.
25. You went over to Erman's or Norul's to play TABLE SOCCER.
26. Your alma mater was either Georgie 1 or 2 or KE 1 or 2.
27. "Digi-Ana" or "Ana-Digi" was the most innovative way to tell time.
28. John "Talking To Himself" Abdul Manap was a young and handsome Indian hitman.
29. "Rubik Cube" could be found in almost every living room.
30. Last but not least ....... you know you were a child of Tamari in the 80's when..... you saw BOBO riding his tiny bike home.

***Waaaaarggggghhhhahahahahaha. Sorry BOBO, its just too important to leave out.

The list continues.....you know you were a child of Tamari in the 80's when.....

31. Cikgu Megat's house was the headquarter.
32. You did silly and embarassing things when you visited the girls' houses during Hari Raya.
33. You saw Pyan on his superbike, the Chopper.
34. Our dads were still in their prime, playing cards at nights.
35. Tables and chairs were collected from every single house when there was a feast @ wedding.
36. Particular house was chosen / used for the Hari Raya prayers.
37. You would go camping in the field during school holidays.
38. "Melom", "Popia", "Konda Kondi" and "Tuju Kasut" were played on the court.
39. You played "Hide and Seek" after your Quran lesson.
40. The time in Peninsular Malaysia was 30 minutes earlier than Sabah and Sarawak.
41. There was once a phone booth near the Dewan.
42. To be continued...

Bobo dah added some in his posting, now aku tambah sikit lagi.

43. Erman ada lampu beskal paling "Overhaulin'" masa tu.
44. Rumah Man Toi ada juai icecream asam masin paling lazat.
45. Atan main rumah pokok ngan aku kat belakang rumah sambil tunjuk PLAYBOY.
46. Sham Tonggek dok round Tamari pukui 3 petang cari kengkawan.
47. Bola Tango Barcelona was the best money can buy.
48. Ada jeritan "Man, Di, Padey...balik...mandi" from Cikgu Megat.
49. There was a Tilawah Al-Quran Peringkat Tamari kat rumah Ustaz Mat Jah. Azuan nyanyi nasyid. Aku pi tangkap gambaq Marlina ngaji.
50. Semua orang teringin kat Yun...sorang pun tak dapat. (Highlight to see)
51. Ada lubang kat padang, main beskal, beskal Azmir patah 2, terkeluaq isi peha.
52. Beskal aku patah semanggang.....pergh...takut gila kena marah ngan arwah Pakcik Badin.
53. Ada satu lagi jeritan....."AAAAAAMMMMAAAAATTTTT, MANE KAMUUUUU?"
54. Fuad adik Faris panggil arwah Pakcik Badin...Pakcik Superman.
55. Main kereta kecik kat padang, TOI jadi monster, punah semua!
56. Main aci nyorok kat rumah makcik Melah, silap teka orang kena "Pecah Periuk"...perghhhh tangis siut!
57. Kita semua panggil Kakak Syam, Ha....Negro...tak patut betui hampa. (Highlight to see message)
58. Erman bagi tumpah satu jag air oren kat rumah Ustaz Haron ....errrr...rumah YUN.
59. Lawan lari kat "track" Tamari....dah tentu Norul menang, kaki panjang.
60. Operasi padam pelita, arwah Cikgu Raof, pak Helmi n Miji kejaq dengan keta Volkswagen.....

The list continues.....

61. There was once a volleyball court kat padang.
62. "Kodi la kopi koma, cak panai to ma sin song, sin song wa, sin song wey" was taught by the elder Pengakap Kelana to the "Anak Serigala". (not too sure with the wording though)
63. You remember who "Botak", "Belang", and "Syam Tonggek" are.
64. Badminton was played at certain houses, the front gate was also the net.
65. Cumi, Ciki, Cik Bad and Tam were more famous than Barney the Dinosaur.

12 comments:

  1. Lu memang klass bro... still remember every details of our sweet memories... 80's still the best moment in our life... especially 'polis sentri' in ramadhan and firing mercun with budak parit menteri.

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  2. We were the awesome 80s kids!!!!

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  3. Akira Jie - すばらしい(Subarashii)!! It has been a while aku come across a good blog posting..this is indeed top of my list. keep up the good work bro..will definitely check this list once a while..once we reached to 100, aku ingat kita kena vote the top 10.

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  4. 1. antara anak cikgu megat yang aku ingat: man,di,(mandi)fadil,lah, (fadilah)am,no, (umno? opps) aja, am, yang lain-lain tak ingat..

    2. tok aku (tah) pembuat dan pengedar acar limau dan ubat orang beranak + minyak angin

    3. aku pernah kena luku ngan cikgu mat udoh masa semyang maghrib kat surau (masa tu rumah ustaz mat jah). amat yang gelak, aku pulak yang kena luku.

    4. Amat jadi hantu pakai topeng kacau drebar lori treler tepi jalan. Lepas kena kejar, lari tak cukup tanah masuk khemah (masa tu camping kat padang), buat-buat tidoq. pada hai masa tu tengah berpeluh gila (orang gila pun tak peluh macam tu) dan termengah-mengah.

    5. john @ abd manap, kalau lepas buat kerja, tah aku mesti bagi makan nasi ngan gulai semalam (tak basi aaa) dan kopi ooo. lepas makan mesti tidoq terlentang kat tepi longkang rumah.

    6. rumah yang duduk sekarang antara tempat melepak yang digilai ramai. tempat usyar keta lalu kat jalan, tempat isap rokok dan ganja (betui ka?). Tapi tak sangka, aku skarang boleh duduk kat rumah ni. masa rumah ni kosong, besi tutup longkang tak pernah hilang, tapi tk berapa lama aku duduk, terus kena cilok. Musykil betul. Takkan tak bayaq zakat kot?

    7. masa camping kat padang, aku pernah ikut kamal pi cilok canvas apek jual ayaq tebu depan pos opis. Pas tu pi cilok (bukan cilok la, amik) buah betik depan rumah cikgu daud. Bila kamal kupas kulit betik tu, tangan dia kena pisau. Apa maknanya tu? Kamal jugak

    8. Rumah kat taman menteri banyak kena masuk dek pencuri, sebab masa tu tak banyak rumah yang ada grill tingkap. Sampai pak-pak kita kena buat giliran berjaga malam kat dewan.

    9. Antara ketua-ketua keluarga dan ahli Taman Menteri yang meninggal dunia dari tahun 80-sekarang. Tahun 80an: Cikgu Husin, Pak Nan, Cikgu Ayat. Tahun 90an: Aruah bapak aku, Cikgu Yahya, Cikgu Mahmud Jidin, Cikgu Mail bapak kashnor, Cikgu Shukor, Cikgu Shariff, Tajul Ariffin (abang sulung pian cikgu jali). Tahun 2000an: Abang Ali Pak Burn, Haji Zainuddin, Cikgu Ali, Cikgu Ghazali, Cikgu Bahadin. Sori kalau ketinggalan.

    10. Depan rumah pian, ada pokok pisang payung besar.

    11. Rumah cikgu mokhtar ada bengkel besi. Rasa aku cikgu mokhtar yang memperkenalkan istilah "tamari".

    12. Yang pastinya, masa tu encik zarawi @ mawi aka awi bukan lagi ahli taman menteri. MAsa tu dia dok mana pun, tarak tau. Sekarang ni rumah dia tempat kawang-kawang nak pinjam barang, ie spanar, kereta sorong, grinder, macam-macam ada...free of charge, tapi janji hantaq balik.

    13. berapa ramai dari kita yang pernah jatuh longkang kat surau. sampai ada yang digelar 'longkang'.

    14. Rumah Cikgu Zon, antara rumah yang ada 'organ'.

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  5. 1. Bobo the only bikerz yang pakai klac kaki (payah nak mampos)

    2. Una anak major orang pertama pakai motor. (ala motor bateri kecik tu...bawak pi mengaji umah makcik melah

    3. Pak Nan nak gaduh dengan Syukoq Anak Meli. (Gila...Syukoq baling batu kena pala dia)

    4. Mak Pak Yus masih juai sengkuang sos taruk atas!

    5. Pakcik Khalid lompat tingkap surau (la ni dewan) bila Amat jerit "Ayah!!!!Tolong...Amat kena culik! (padahal pi makan eskrem dengan pakcik Omaq CQ - balik kena penampaq)

    6. Aku, Pejan, Sham, Amat, Ladin (anak Dato' Mat Isa) curik satu kedai runcit kat Pangkor. Amat curi langsir sekali buat selimut!!!

    7. Aku jumpa antu kat depan korner umah pakcik Mat Udoh! Alah...hang pa ramai-ramai tengah main badminton

    8. Pijoi geng kita lagi...

    9. Kamal rembat tonjoi muka aku sampai berdarah. Pak Yus bawak aku balik.

    10. Erman & An diishtiharkan sebagai INDU

    11. Pejal Basri buat magix bawah katil...konon-konon boleh hilang! Ceh kaki dia terkeluaq! (tanya Bobo pasal apa kami pi cari dia..)

    12. Aku n Jie masih musuh ketat

    13. Amat basuh kereta Khalid guna pencuci lantai.

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  6. aku tambah:

    1. semua boikot tk tolong kenduri faizal basri.

    2. Gigi palsu putat hilang dlm laut masa kita pegi lumut.

    3. Kalau kita buat jahat, org tua mesti kata erman yg ajaq.

    4. Rumah rizal jadi pot masa cuti semester.

    5. Makan laksa kat gerai taridi tak boleh taruh sendiri otak udang.

    6. makanan kegemaran murtabak 3 segi beli kat pekan minggu.

    7. Yan kena sampuk hantu raya kat padang lepas tu tukaq sekolah sebab tak boleh naik bas.

    8. Mawi.. rugi woo hang tak da masa kami kecik2.

    9. opps lupa... kamal order ayaq F&N warna kuning..............

    10. rizal pakai moto 100 sport (ni baru betui, kamal ooii) ada tulis 'angel of death'

    11. Pegi penang naik moto ex5 pak erman.

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  7. Aku tambah lagi....

    1. Faizal Basri isap rumput dan lalok.

    2. Aku, Erman n Norul tolong cat Papan Tanda Taman Menteri masa bulan posa, tgh panas pakai payung tapi asap rokok keluaq kut celah payung.

    3. Makan nasi lemak kat pekan tepen tiap-tiap malam, lepas tu lepak supermarket kat department kaset...sebab ada awek kat situ...mangkaq betui.

    4. Pi kedai Mat Sin pekena kotiaw goreng + kuah laksa + sos bangau + F&N warna kuning.

    5.Lepak lake garden dgq pertandingan sound system kereta haram.

    6. Main badminton kat Seratas sampai orang kata kita Belanda mintak Tanah.

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  8. 7. Erman mintak resit masa nak bayaq makan kat KFC.

    8. Kat Taman Menteri dulu banyak hantu.

    9. Masa lepas SPM, aku, man, munir, an, azmir main badminton kat court. Tgh main badminton Pak Din mai pi ajak belajaq kereta.

    10. Ada beberapa kereta Volkswagen di Tamari - Pak aku, Pak Bobo, Pak Helmi, Pak Azam.

    11. Azuan nak kereta pak Atan, Cikgu Khalili pi solat Jumaat. Dia kata tu kereta "supermarket" sebab sejuk ada aircond. Kereta Volkswagen pak aku kereta "Gua" sebab panas. Mangkuk betui.

    12. Azuan ada girlfriend nama Ros.

    13. Rumah pakcik Mail pak Alif, dulu rumah penyanyi, Azharuzzaman anak Cikgu Pin.

    14. Aku pernah duduk rumah Kashnor! Dua tahun aku duduk situ, last2 tak jadi beli.

    15. Diantara rumah di Taman Menteri yang aku tak pernah masuk....rumah Cikgu Daud.

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  9. fullammmaakkk mawi.......... tu le kata hang rugi baru duduk taman menteri, tak sempat main polis sentri tangkap yun ngan kakak dia... cuunn oooo.....

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  10. aku pernah la pergi umah daud...tapi lepas kena ludah dengan din gila...aku tak pi dah sampai la ni...kenapa ada orang panggil pakcik Daud.....Daud 2 jam?

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  11. cessss.... nama pakcik jugak yg kena petik!!!

    pesal tak add-on yg nihh -->

    1. yon, azah, marlina, amelia, suraya, and kashnor were the most 'public figures' ever born!!! (errr... along kakak amad masuk dlm list tak Jie?)

    2. full house was the 'dearest' sitcom.

    3. bas paklong & hassan was the most important school transportations.

    4. cikgu azmi (ada lagi ka pakcik nih) aka BADUT was the scariest figure in surau (masa tu dewan)

    5. nizam fav food was roasted 'belalang kunyit'.

    6. omar CQ terpecah lobang that he was 'otek' masa kejaq pencuri atas bumbung cikgu zon.

    7.

    8. jelani meli aka donga was the most wanted bandit.

    9. non was 'the rider!!!'

    10.

    11. jie + mantoi + norul (sapa lagi ekkk) punya kenduri kerat kote paling glamer... (lawak jie paling best - 'Your's circumsized? No lah, normal size maaa!!'

    12. moto toi pakai tutup tiup tayar aircraft.

    13.

    14. rounders was one of the fav games.

    15. atan ran from home (macam ET phone home... ET phone home..)

    16.

    17. faizal tahir opsss... faizal basri start taruk tangan kat dada.

    18. erman kantoi makan epal kat bus stop depan masa bulan posa.

    19. traci lords was the fav *toot*-star.

    20. gi itm shah alam amik barang aku (naik honda ekod bapak aku) pastu tu gi kencing kat dataran... diulang... kencing kat dataran.. among the most keje gila ever.. gi kl, kencing pastu balik cenggitu je!!!

    21. gila dubbing lagu dalam kaset pastu wat kaver sendiri (hang punya aku ingat lagi sampai la ni - AHLAN WASAHLAN. hehehhh.

    22. went to lumut konvoi moto.

    23. cikgu zon kerat dua bola tanggo.

    24.

    25. first cineplex aka taiping golden village - rumah hang ngan aku.

    26. first colored tv - rumah uncle din.

    27. first personal computer - rumah aku.

    28. first bmx bike - aku ngan idi.

    29. first lady - @#$% adussssssss

    30. family day (the first and last) kat padang.

    31. tamari's rombongan to pantai merdeka, kedah (naik bas hassan).

    32. buleh utang beli barang kat rumah man megat. paling glamer - eskrim dlm plastik tuh.

    33. wat goal post ngan buluh. pastu sebijik bola pecah kena ujung buluh tuh.

    34. syam pakya blom jadi matpet.

    35. eksiden paling dasyat ever - mak pakcik :((

    35. and yg paling best - KITA SUMA BLOM KAWEN LAGIK!!!

    -I DON'T WANNA TO GROW UP-

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  12. Lirik Lagu Kodi la kopi koma:

    Kodi la kopi koma
    Cak cinoi wala kang kong
    Cak cinoi wala kang kong

    Cak panai panai tuma sing song
    Cak panai panai tuma sing song

    Sing song wa sing song wei
    Sing song wa sing song wei

    Nanoi nama nanoi
    Nanoi nama nanoi
    Hey....

    Anak aku dah pandai nyanyi lagu ni dah...

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