Landslide Rumah Erman

Tiga hari lepas, hujan lebat telah menyebabkan tragedi yang hampir meragut nyawa ayam Erman. Tanah tepi rumah erman telah runtuh seruntuh-runtuhnya........lihat gambar kalau musykil.....

Link aka Pautan

Aku ada sisipkan links to 2 blogs lain yang aku maintain. Satu pasai Perak Darul Ridzuan....satu lagi pasai Kereta dan Motor. Aku akan try maintain baik2 sites ni...tu pun kalau ada masa la kan. Rajin2 kan diri hampa yang baloq tu pi sites tu.

No Signature!!!!

Pls la kengkawan...kalau dah posting tu, make sure la letak signature supaya orang kenai sapa yang post. Dulu dah bagitau tapi dok degil jugak. Report Sultan baru tau. Seman J***U betui la!

Lepas ni kalau ada signature yang anonymous, unidentified or unrecognised or simply "UNCON"...aku takkan post kan. Aku DELETE terus.

Harap maklum.

Saloh Pahe..

Kontraktor rumah : Ambo nok mitak kelulusan buat rumoh, lagu mano gak caro dia?
Pegawai Bangunan : Lagu ni ..., mulo-mulo wat pele (pelan) dulu.

Kontraktor rumah : Pele? Ambo ado doh!
Pegawai bangunan : Mano? Kalu ado wat tubik lah, kawe nok tengok.

Kontraktor rumah : Errrr !!! Tak leh !!! Tak Leh !!!
Pegawai Bangunan : Bak po tak lehnyo !!!, cepatlah wat tubik !!!

Kontraktor rumah : Kalu tak tengok tak leh ko?
Pegawai Bangunan : Tok leh la !!! kawe nak luluh rano, kalu kawe tak tengok !!!

Kontraktor rumah : Eh !!! Ambo ghoyat doh, ambo malu nak tunjok.
Pegawai Bangunan : Malu bakpo pulak? Pah tu bawok pele wat gapo kalu tak sir tunjok?

Kontraktor rumah : Ehhh !!! malulah nak tunjok , pele ambo kecik !!!
Pegawai Bangunan : Laa !!! Kecik pun tak apo, kalu cukup syarat !!! Kalu tak tunjok, kawe nak sain luluh lagu mano?

Kontraktor rumah : Nak wat tubik nak tunjok kat mano?, orghe ramai ni !!! Malu ambo! Malu weh !!!
Pegawai bangunan : La !!!, tak apo! Nak malu ko gapo !!! Wat tubik letak atas meja kaunter ni pun buleh !!! Cepatlah !!! kawe ado khijo lain lagi nih !!! Sibuk benar ni !!! Kena paham la !!!

Kontraktor rumah : hoh !!! Ambo wak tubik dah ni !!! Cepatla ... tengok !!!
Pegawai Bangunan : Laaa !!! (terkejut), buke pele ni !!!Kontraktor rumah : Tu la !!!, ambo ghoyak doh tadi kan? Pele ambo kecik! demo nok tengok jugak!

Pegawai Bangunan : Laaaaaa! Buke pasal kecik besarnyo!, maksud kawe Pele Bangune (Pelan Bangunan).
Kontraktor rumah : La !!! Ambo ingat pele nie !!! Kalu pele bangune, ado la dale beg nie !!! Tak ghoyak pun pele bangune !!!. Mano ambo tahu !!!

Pegawai Bangunan : Kawe ingat demo paham !!! Hok dok mari doh pun tak penah jadi lagu nie !!! Demo dok mano?
Kontraktor rumah : Gua Muse !!!

And then the fight started...

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.She asked, 'What's on TV?'I said, 'Dust.'And then the fight started...

My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.'I bought her a scale.And then the fight started...

When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplaceexpensive... so, I took her to a gas station.And then the fight started...

My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I keptstaring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.My wife asked, 'Do you know her?''Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.''My God!' said my wife, 'who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'And then the fight started...

I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation."Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said.So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?"And then the fight started....

My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed.I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?" "No," she answered.I then said, "Is that your final answer?" She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying "Yes."So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."And then the fight started....

Bodoh...terlalu bodoh.

ESOK CUTI YEAH!!!!!

Esok 3 Feb 2008 adalah hari cuti umum negeri Perak sempena Sambutan Jubli Perak Pemerintahan Sultan Azlan Shah. Jadi selamat bercuti untuk warga anak Perak dan jugak warga TERENGGANU yang duduk kat Perak iaitu saudara AWIE.

Kepada anak2 Perak yang dok kerja kat luar, boleh lah memohon cuti juga daripada majikan anda atau pun dari doktor2 yang bertauliah.

"Sultan Azlan Shah, yang menaiki takhta pada 3 Feb 1984, merupakan Sultan Perak ke-34 dan antara empat Sultan yang bersemayam di takhta kerajaan mencecah 25 tahun.

Mengikut sejarah Kesultanan Perak, Sultan Mansur Shah I, Sultan Perak kedua memerintah selama 28 tahun (1549-1577), Sultan Mahmud Iskandar Shah, Sultan Perak yang ke-11 memerintah selama 67 tahun (1653-1720) dan Sultan Idris Murshidul 'Adzam Shah I, Sultan Perak ke-29 memerintah selama 29 tahun (1887-1916)."

New Cars for Malaysian Otek

Malaysian police now has two high performance cars that is likely to be used in high-speed pursuits across the country. The car unfortunately cannot be used in any cross-country events. The Police however is lacking of high performance drift cars.....kalau perompak naik keta drift...camna?

Mitsu Evo


Volvo S80